' + BRAND + '.com is a satirical leaderboard of startups. Your rank is determined by exactly one thing: how much money has been paid toward your listing. The site is a parody. These Terms are not. Read them before you pay.
Visibility, and nothing else. A payment displays your name, a one-line pitch, and a single outbound link on the board, at a position set by the total amount paid toward that listing over time.
Not an award, a prize, a trophy, a badge of merit, or any judgment of quality. A #1 rank means someone paid the most. Nothing on this board is an endorsement, a certification, or investment advice.
The leaderboard is fully deterministic. At any given moment, the listing with the highest cumulative total sits on top. No draw, no lottery, no jackpot.
All prices are in U.S. dollars. Rank moves in increments of $0.30. No subscription and no hidden fee.
We do not guarantee any position, ever. Buying #1 today buys you #1 today. Tomorrow someone can pay $0.30 more.
All payments run through Stripe in U.S. dollars. We never see or store your full card number.
We may refuse or remove any listing, at any time, without notice and without refund, if it breaks these terms or the law.
These terms are governed by French law.